Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)
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Cilantro plant
on my windowsill
please die.
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Ddawnyy Hungry for good food
hidden green fleck ruins dish
would rather starve now
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Johnwayne Putrid Cilantro.
My ultimate aversion.
And malicious enemy.
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ManekiClicky ihatecilantro
--a site after my own heart!
My loathing expressed.
-kellygirl
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Kellygirl Green insipid herb
runs afoul of my taste buds
now it's up I chuck.
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Ronster666 Delicious salsa
Scoop with chip then take a bite
Spit out band-aid taste
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Alex1877 Satan's funky herb
stinking up my hands and mouth
Cilantro must die!
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Taraalton Oh to see the day
when I will never have to worry
Is it in my dish?
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Jordzuck Cilantro, roaches
and cigarettes. Three things that
really need to go.
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Jordzuck Oh evil green herb
The bain of my existence
How I hate thee so
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Jordzuck It seems innocent
Sitting on the market shelf
Then I get a whif
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Jordzuck How hard can it be
for my server to comply?
NO CILANTRO PLEASE!
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Jordzuck One hungover morn
I threw up in the shower
...corriander soap
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Jordzuck A dirt laden floor
Would be preferable to lick
Than this putrid shit
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Jordzuck All alone. My family
they proclaim their love. Not me
I hate the smell too
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Kats Give Earth enema -
simply insert tube into
field of cilantro
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Ben Zaniline Lick fur of wet dog
only then, you too will know
True cilantro taste
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Illneverlikeit O vile substance,
Your evil neverending
Woe, the end of days.
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Kaycline sneaky non parsley
masquerade in parsley dress
trickery so vile
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Illneverlikeit Mexican food yum
Wait! What's so fowl on my tongue?
even cheese destroyed!
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Illneverlikeit