Cilantro NO! I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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Cilantro plant
on my windowsill
please die.
- Ddawnyy    
Hungry for good food
hidden green fleck ruins dish
would rather starve now
- Johnwayne    
Putrid Cilantro.
My ultimate aversion.
And malicious enemy.
- ManekiClicky    
ihatecilantro
--a site after my own heart!
My loathing expressed.
-kellygirl
- Kellygirl    
Green insipid herb
runs afoul of my taste buds
now it's up I chuck.
- Ronster666    
Delicious salsa
Scoop with chip then take a bite
Spit out band-aid taste
- Alex1877    
Satan's funky herb
stinking up my hands and mouth
Cilantro must die!
- Taraalton    
Oh to see the day
when I will never have to worry
Is it in my dish?
- Jordzuck    
Cilantro, roaches
and cigarettes. Three things that
really need to go.
- Jordzuck    
Oh evil green herb
The bain of my existence
How I hate thee so
- Jordzuck    
It seems innocent
Sitting on the market shelf
Then I get a whif
- Jordzuck    
How hard can it be
for my server to comply?
NO CILANTRO PLEASE!
- Jordzuck    
One hungover morn
I threw up in the shower
...corriander soap
- Jordzuck    
A dirt laden floor
Would be preferable to lick
Than this putrid shit
- Jordzuck    
All alone. My family
they proclaim their love. Not me
I hate the smell too
- Kats    
Give Earth enema -
simply insert tube into
field of cilantro

- Ben Zaniline    
Lick fur of wet dog
only then, you too will know
True cilantro taste

- Illneverlikeit    
O vile substance,
Your evil neverending
Woe, the end of days.
- Kaycline    
sneaky non parsley
masquerade in parsley dress
trickery so vile

- Illneverlikeit    
Mexican food yum
Wait! What's so fowl on my tongue?
even cheese destroyed!
- Illneverlikeit    
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