Around hell's tables
Demon kids shout gleefully:
More cilantro, Mom!
- Cilantro Ice Cream?    

cilantro equals
the taste of pure evil, yo?
keep it out de 'hood
- Cilantro Ice Cream?    

Blame the cilantro
for Salmonella outbreak
Ban It! Save a life!
- Harrysolomon    

Messed up my haiku
Made it Seven Five Seven
I blame cilantro
- Harrysolomon    

A salmonella outbreak
Tomatoes? Peppers?
No.I'll bet it's cilantro!
- Harrysolomon    

Lovely summer brunch.
Homefries browned so perfectly;
Pah! It's here! Oh, why?
- Cagey2519    

In my birthday lunch?!
We can no longer be friends.
Unacceptable.

- SilverSpoon    

Cilantro pot pie?
I’ll have to ask you to leave.
Just ridiculous.

- SilverSpoon    

Is this what I think?.
Your menu did not inform.
Please advise next time.

- SilverSpoon    

Oh, coriander.
If “pure evil” had a taste?
It would taste like you.

- SilverSpoon    

Dude, surely you jest?
A legitimate food source?
I would sooner starve.

- SilverSpoon    

if all that's left is
cilantro or starvation
hello seppuku!
- Airwavdav    

out of cilantro?
no prob that's what the restroom
soap dispenser's for
- Airwavdav    

A warm soapy bath
of cilantro and spices
held inside my mouth.
- St_gulik    

I hate cilantro
A better truth not be told
Putrid foul and nevermore
- Balletblonde    

Nachos Gabachos
Cilantropic Revenge for
Paraquatty Pot

- Airwavdav    

Leaf addict zombies
Dead eyes and soap scoured palates
Beckon me to hell

- Airwavdav    

Poor helpless taste buds
Grisly death if there was one
Damn you cilantro

- Airwavdav    

No cilantro leaves,
So why is this sauce horrid?
Yikes! Coriander!!!
- CilantroYuk    

Warm chips and salsa
What are those green flakes floating
Be very afraid
- CilantroYuk