Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
(4,279 members)
Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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Cilantro tastes good?
I know this is a big lie
Pigs would not eat it

- Harrysolomon    
oh poisoned soap herb !
was the taste evolved perhaps,
for deterring sheep ?

- Tailypoe    
some claim to like it
who are these individuals
they heed no distaste
- Tailypoe    
unfortunate me !
I gargle with vodka.
now, when will it stop.... ?
- Tailypoe    
thought to be parsley,
then my dish overpower'd.
it's healthy ? try mint.
- Tailypoe    
Protest cilantro
At Mexican restaurants
In the parking lots
- Dontruinmyfood    
Industrial solvents
Remind me of cilantro
Not visa-versa
- Ari    
Members, Mexico none
send devils vile weed there
solution, done. . .
- Joatmon    
A thousand deaths I
Have had, though soldiered through them.
My tongue is withered.

- Glasswall    
So alone, in this,
They will not listen to me!
Tastes of nickel-piss.

- Glasswall    
Mother, please, tell me!
What is the dirty secret?
It mars your curry!

- Glasswall    
A finer torture,
Oh! There yet has never been.
My nightmare in green.

- Glasswall    
Mysterious taste,
Just moments before impact.
Now I rue the day

- Glasswall    
Throat muscles tighten
Like ass cheeks that are caressed
by creepy strangers
- Andy_silva    
Breeze through an ass crack,
Blowing up your nose gently,
Cilantro's like that.
- Andy_silva    
Pho from viet nam,
you're cheap and delicious,
except for that leaf!
- Andy_silva    
Pico de Gallo,
Spring rain, mixed with mustard gas;
Sweetly packaged death.
- Andy_silva    
It taints the salsa
Soapy leaf floats sneakily
A turd in the pool
- Andy_silva    
Disgusting, it is
The foul green leaf, satanic
Cilantro, evil!
- Makesmevomit    
Order Simple Soup...
Spoon...lips...Anticipation...
Cilantro...Ruined.

- A321530    
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