Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
(4,177 members)
Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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Great plump thing
Burrito is so good
until cilantro
- Zenchee    
Cilantro, you are
a violation of my
basic human rights.
- Gridironengineer@msn.com    
I ordered that soup
great tofu and mushrooms, but
cilantro blocked me
- Getoutofmysoup    
Cilantro you scum
Your vulgar taste killed my mum
Go back to Asia, bum
- Laaaaaame    
you ruin everything
your soul is black and soapy
rot in hell foul weed
- Diecilantro    
odor makes me cringe
the world's most ruinous herb
vomit inspiring
- Nmlhats    
Head becomes plastic.
A sensation, not a taste.
Rather eat a fart.
- Nalphillips    
Freedom haters wail:
"Cilantro! More cilantro!"
The terrorists win.

- Dstieve    
How did this happen?
Like SARS, it rose from nowhere.
Putrid, rancid weed!
- Dstieve    
Nothing but complete
Erradication will do
Cilantro Be Gone!
- Msinesiou    
Fourteen hundred strong,
We can't be so very wrong:
Anti-cilantro!
- Tempeszt    
Just one little flake
Ruins my entire meal
Why do you haunt me?
- Msinesiou    
Oh, Indian food
Did you HAVE to join the trend?
You are dead to me.
- Msinesiou    
excuse me, waiter
i prefer guacamole
sans leafy dish soap
- Amilly    
what lies here within
a perfectly good sandwich?
fucking cilantro.
- 23rdhour    
I went to Peru.
My food and diarrhea
Reeked of cilantro.
- Dtweeten    
You don't belong here,
Evil usurper of taste
Kudzu of the plate
- Zuanne    
Green should be good! Herbs,
especially fresh, are great.
But NOT cilantro.
- LeChevalierVert    
Roses are red violets are blue,
if you use cilantro in my food,
goodbye to YOU...
- HannaRuth    
Such acrid debris!
This passes as seasoning?
Socrates' hemlock!
- Dubhloaich    
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