Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
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Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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You don't belong here,
Evil usurper of taste
Kudzu of the plate
- Zuanne    
Green should be good! Herbs,
especially fresh, are great.
But NOT cilantro.
- LeChevalierVert    
Roses are red violets are blue,
if you use cilantro in my food,
goodbye to YOU...
- HannaRuth    
Such acrid debris!
This passes as seasoning?
Socrates' hemlock!
- Dubhloaich    
Disgusting green leaves
polluting our fair foodstuffs
to a bitter end


- Nate505    
a soup, delicious
i spy skulking floating flakes
bleach is for washing
- Jag    
all my friends love you
not me, i feel so alone
you stink, cilantro.
- Cilantronono    
all my friends love you
not me, i feel so alone
you stink, cilantro.
- Cilantronono    
Salsa was so good
until you tainted its soul
with your green disgust
- Redronisf    
Mexican parsley
Poached fish in a shit sandwich
Whats the difference?

- Rlukashuk    
Oh you looked so good
Why did you have to deceive?
My mouth tastes like poo.
- Rebecca    
No more tabboulah.
You, Bane of my existence:
Cilantro stinkweed.

- Cilantrostinkweed    
Parsley in disguise
How could I be so naive?
Damn you cilantro
- Kirk911    
A gentle flower
Green of stem that haunts my mind
The vomit that comes
- Mightyscoop1    
At the tea party:
curdled skim, turned pork, black egg;
Cilantro hosts friends.
- Jenny Doll    
Pointed poison leaves,
Stretch damply beneath misters.
The parsley is vexed.
- Jenny Doll    
Satan's evil weed.
How you love to toture me;
eating unaware.
- Venabambina    
I went out to eat
Dish covered with the vile leaf
I went home to eat
- Fyrefytre    
Cilantro attacks!
Oh shit, I am surrounded,
Oh no, my taste buds!
- Vigilantecilantroarsonist    
If MacGyver could,
He would destroy cilantro,
Using his duct tape.
- Vigilantecilantroarsonist    
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