Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
(4,338 members)
Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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Blood frogs lice and beasts
Pestilence boils storms locusts
Darkness cilantro.
- Popmusicguy    
God made cilantro
If ten plagues were not enough
It was his backup
- Popmusicguy    
My friends are liars
They profess to like raw fish
And now cilantro

- Popmusicguy    
Thai and Mexican
Great culinary delights
Green leaf ruins both
- Popmusicguy    
The curry sickens
It looked good on the menu
Alas cilantro

- Popmusicguy    
Already vegan.
So very little to eat.
Can't PETA protest?
- Popmusicguy    
Dog eats grass and pukes
I did that with cilantro
Dog? Cleansed. Me? Ill.
- Popmusicguy    
Worse still than sushi
Still more food conspiracies
My rage frightens me
- Popmusicguy    
This herb so vile
Can we not understand why
Anna left Siam?
- Popmusicguy    
Cilantro Design
Oxymoronic statement
They really need help
- Daagom    
upon discovery
I see my lovely soup and...
Now one thought forms : RAGE!
- Tailypoe    
I caress your lips
but, Oh ! You've eaten malice !
kisses never more
- Tailypoe    
i went out to eat
i asked for no cilantro
they didn't listen
- Miss Robyn    
No amount of rinsing
Can wash the soapy taste from food
Befouled by this weed.
- Tom.kitten    
My tranquility
gives way to waves of hatred
when I smell this herb.
- Tom.kitten    
Burn the fields where grown
Shun practitioners of use
Aftertaste of shit
- Tom.kitten    
Dinner? Vile, sadly.
When cilantro is present,
All turns out badly.
- Tom.kitten    
Good soup to bad soap.
A metamorphosis leaf,
Bitter and hateful.
- Tom.kitten    
Cilantro tastes good?
I know this is a big lie
Pigs would not eat it

- Harrysolomon    
oh poisoned soap herb !
was the taste evolved perhaps,
for deterring sheep ?

- Tailypoe    
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