Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
(4,267 members)
Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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So alone, in this,
They will not listen to me!
Tastes of nickel-piss.

- Glasswall    
Mother, please, tell me!
What is the dirty secret?
It mars your curry!

- Glasswall    
A finer torture,
Oh! There yet has never been.
My nightmare in green.

- Glasswall    
Mysterious taste,
Just moments before impact.
Now I rue the day

- Glasswall    
Throat muscles tighten
Like ass cheeks that are caressed
by creepy strangers
- Andy_silva    
Breeze through an ass crack,
Blowing up your nose gently,
Cilantro's like that.
- Andy_silva    
Pho from viet nam,
you're cheap and delicious,
except for that leaf!
- Andy_silva    
Pico de Gallo,
Spring rain, mixed with mustard gas;
Sweetly packaged death.
- Andy_silva    
It taints the salsa
Soapy leaf floats sneakily
A turd in the pool
- Andy_silva    
Disgusting, it is
The foul green leaf, satanic
Cilantro, evil!
- Makesmevomit    
Order Simple Soup...
Spoon...lips...Anticipation...
Cilantro...Ruined.

- A321530    
Gross, green cilantro!
Grab your poncho, quick; itís ass-
Ailing rains are thick!

- Thecatzmeoww04    
You must be joking
I will not eat Cilantro
No food could taste worse
- Harrysolomon    
Dumb fad - tastes like feet
I'd rather eat a cat turd;
No foot-herb in that!
- Eseide    
Latin food rules, but
Beware the tainted salsa
Just dry chips for me
- Ronster666    
most sinister herb,
Now considered to be cool.
So was "Der Fuehrer".
- Jables001    
Some say cilantro
Appearance in germany
late nineteen-thirties
- Jables001    
Great plump thing
Burrito is so good
until cilantro
- Zenchee    
Cilantro, you are
a violation of my
basic human rights.
- Gridironengineer@msn.com    
I ordered that soup
great tofu and mushrooms, but
cilantro blocked me
- Getoutofmysoup    
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