Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
(4,412 members)
Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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better would be to
have eye gouged with a piece of
glass, cilantro blind
- Tinfoil    
Fondue so lovely
Wait, a bitter blow to tongue
A great meal ruined

- Fairygreen    
The green enemy
The herb so vile so evil
Ruins all dishes

- Fairygreen    
I Do Not Like It
Sam I Am - no fan no fan
Of that cilantro

- Ann Patrice    
verdant enemy
lurking in soupy repose
striking the naive

- Sixman    
Soapy flavor abounds
Did they not rinse the dishes?
No, it's cilantro.
- Ronster666    
Fight cilantro now!
To force this weed upon us?
...the terrorists win.
- Dstieve    
Coincidence? No!
Cilantro enters Europe.
Along with Black Death.
- Popmusicguy    
Amelia Earhart.
What did the stewardess bring?
Cilantro chicken.
- Popmusicguy    
Lucrezia Borgia
World famous for poisoning
Favored cilantro
- Popmusicguy    
Blood frogs lice and beasts
Pestilence boils storms locusts
Darkness cilantro.
- Popmusicguy    
God made cilantro
If ten plagues were not enough
It was his backup
- Popmusicguy    
My friends are liars
They profess to like raw fish
And now cilantro

- Popmusicguy    
Thai and Mexican
Great culinary delights
Green leaf ruins both
- Popmusicguy    
The curry sickens
It looked good on the menu
Alas cilantro

- Popmusicguy    
Already vegan.
So very little to eat.
Can't PETA protest?
- Popmusicguy    
Dog eats grass and pukes
I did that with cilantro
Dog? Cleansed. Me? Ill.
- Popmusicguy    
Worse still than sushi
Still more food conspiracies
My rage frightens me
- Popmusicguy    
This herb so vile
Can we not understand why
Anna left Siam?
- Popmusicguy    
Cilantro Design
Oxymoronic statement
They really need help
- Daagom    
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