Mexican parsley
Poached fish in a shit sandwich
Whats the difference?

- Rlukashuk    

Oh you looked so good
Why did you have to deceive?
My mouth tastes like poo.
- Rebecca    

No more tabboulah.
You, Bane of my existence:
Cilantro stinkweed.

- Cilantrostinkweed    

Parsley in disguise
How could I be so naive?
Damn you cilantro
- Kirk911    

A gentle flower
Green of stem that haunts my mind
The vomit that comes
- Mightyscoop1    

At the tea party:
curdled skim, turned pork, black egg;
Cilantro hosts friends.
- Jenny Doll    

Pointed poison leaves,
Stretch damply beneath misters.
The parsley is vexed.
- Jenny Doll    

Satan's evil weed.
How you love to toture me;
eating unaware.
- Venabambina    

I went out to eat
Dish covered with the vile leaf
I went home to eat
- Fyrefytre    

Cilantro attacks!
Oh shit, I am surrounded,
Oh no, my taste buds!
- Vigilantecilantroarsonist    

If MacGyver could,
He would destroy cilantro,
Using his duct tape.
- Vigilantecilantroarsonist    

There is no escape!
Cilantro killed Saddam Hussein.
Stay away from me!
- Vigilantecilantroarsonist    

I ate cilantro.
Tasted like poopoo doodoo.
I hate cilantro.
- Vigilantecilantroarsonist    

Can't believe I found
A website with people who
Hate it more than I
- Tosca    

Cilantro so foul
Creation of the devil
Horrible green herb
- Nelson    

Nuked baby wipes dipped
in cat piss - who the hell finds
you so delicious?
- JicamaSucks2    

baby wipes or puke
is what you taste like to me
why do they eat you?
- JicamaSucks2    

Oh ciltantro, how
you spread your seed; your cousin
Jicama sucks too.
- JicamaSucks2    

With every order,
I utter "hold the pico".
Damn you Cilantro.
- Kyle72    

Took a bite and gagged
They are still using this shit?
I guess I'm in hell
- Eris23