he sweetly made me
black bean dip and I said, that
best be basil, bitch.
- FosterSays    

Flake, leaf, pinch or zest,
Everything still tastes a mess.
I spurn and digress.
- Spicykim    

My dear cilantro,
Why were you on my nachos?
I wanted to die.
- Boilermaker2012    

Guac is delicious
But when scathed with cilantro,
Prepare for your death.
- Spicykim    

Cringing with disgust,
The foul stench pervades my soul.
Must have... antidote.
- Spicykim    

How do I hate thee?
Let me count the many ways...
You arouse my rage!
- Markcouch    

Stop blaming Yoko.
Oh no! It was cilantro
that split the Beatles.


- Burj    

Innocent apple,
The serpent deceived Adam
with the noxious weed
- Burj    

contempt fills my soul
every time i look upon
putrid cilantro.
- Falconsoccer    

i thought i loved him
until i got my taco
filled with breakup flakes
- Annasho    

It's Trick or Treat time!
But watch that pumpkin soup, man.
Seasoned with a trick!

- Cagey2519    

Oh awful green herb
Nature has no such other
heinous creation
- Jleohoffman    

every where i go
cilantro lovers are there
what's the freakin deal?

- Bambam    

Look, yummy salsa!
Grab a chip and dip it in
Look at me gagging.
- Mudwamp    

you are incorrect
no i will not acquire it
a taste for burning plastic
- Dana    

screwed up my haiku
cilantro is in my brain
poisoning my thoughts
- Margie    

it is you I need
need you like hot tar
pouring in my eyes
- Margie    

Cilantro is bad
On a burrito i had
It makes me so sad
- EwCilantro    

terror strikes when i
chew on this wicked weapon
of mass destruction.
- Changarang    

First date. Love blossoms.
And then two sighs become one.
Oh, damn. Cilantro.

- Cagey2519