Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)
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Green, green flaky fiend,
hatred and contempt flowing
through my veins always
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Pile Of Dead Horses Fiend, I reject you!
Wicked villain that you are,
fuck your green bullshit
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Pile Of Dead Horses As “Coriander,
Traditional Asian spice,”
It still tastes like shit.
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Inshallah Wait, am I in hell?
Or am I at Chipotle?
The same place, really.
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Inshallah Suspicious green flecks
Floating in my chicken soup--
Are you kidding me?
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Inshallah The next time I hear,
"But you'll like it in this dish!"--
I will shank a bitch.
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Inshallah Fancy garnish? Fine--
Simply say so on the menu!
Now is that so hard?
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Inshallah Dear food truck ladies,
It doesn't make it special:
Burrito fail.
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Inshallah Swanky eateries
Use it in place of parsley ...
I send that shit back.
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Inshallah cat-piss flavour
A devilish soup garnish
I pick that shit out
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CillyCeleste cat-piss flavour
A devilish soup garnish
I pick that shit out
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CillyCeleste Looks innocuous
Tastes like skunk-sprayed-styrofoam
No one understands
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Thorciphers