Nasty vile weed
Cilantro wrecked my dinner
Thought it was parsley
- Ronda80    

Cilantro hates me. Covering my teeth like moss. Second date, yeah right. ~J. Martin




- Molav09    

Cilantro makes me sick. Cilantro makes me cry. Why do I do this to myself?
- Molav09    

still monsters and men,
though they try twice as they might,
cast no such evil.

- Jams    

Evil has no place in
the age of Aquarius
Die, cilantro, die!


- God Hates Cilantro    

Once upon a time,
I ate some raw cilantro.
I said, "This stuff sucks!"
- Aardvark42    

Eradicate it
from your food and from your life
your toilet thanks you






- God Hates Cilantro    

Shitty Cilantro
You taste like old dying goat
Why did God make you?
- Dnk668    

Cilantro Shocks Me!
Like aluminium, harsh.
Tin tears on my tongue.
- ScottW    

Egg salad sandwich
One bite - the enemy's here
Maiming my tastebuds
- Amberlyslavastein    

Even but one flake
In my otherwise tasty
Taco makes me hurl
- Nimue1692    

..eggs, salt, cilantro
What? Why would a recipe
Add something so grose?

- Bananakey    

Palmolive or Joy
Pour it all over your food.
Thus is cilantro.
- Brude    

Foul soap fills my mouth,
Indian, Mexican food
Otherwise tastes good.
- Brude    

fetid corpse, you weed
defacating on my food
the flavor of death
- Tom2005    

If there is a hell,
Then I think my mouth found it.
Forsaken Am I.
- Fynewever    

Oh, how I hate thee
Wretched pile of nastiness
Make me want to puke
- Bksours    

These Leaves Ingested
With Haste From a Great Hunger
From Which I Recoil
- Luketheduke    

Oh! Disappointment!
The wonderful dinner... like
rot with this leaf.
- Parigot    

They don't understand
they attack me by serving
their putrid favorite
- Parigot