Cilantro is to
me as anorexics are
to food: I hate it
- Pile Of Dead Horses    

As Jesus lay on
the cross, his last words whispered:
"Cilantro did this."
- Pile Of Dead Horses    

I did dream last night
of burning cilantro fields,
and joy did find me
- Pile Of Dead Horses    

There cannot be a
god, for he would not do this
to any creature
- Pile Of Dead Horses    

In my mouth; I want
to vomit you into hell
that you may suffer
- Pile Of Dead Horses    

Peace on earth hindered
by your green, leafy tendrils;
I will destroy you
- Pile Of Dead Horses    

Green, green flaky fiend,
hatred and contempt flowing
through my veins always
- Pile Of Dead Horses    

Stalin and Hitler
were bad, but nothing compares
to this wretched crop
- Pile Of Dead Horses    

Fiend, I reject you!
Wicked villain that you are,
fuck your green bullshit
- Pile Of Dead Horses    

Deplorable herb,
makes me want to kill myself;
fuck you, cilantro
- Pile Of Dead Horses    

As “Coriander,
Traditional Asian spice,”
It still tastes like shit.
- Inshallah    

Wait, am I in hell?
Or am I at Chipotle?
The same place, really.

- Inshallah    

Suspicious green flecks
Floating in my chicken soup--
Are you kidding me?
- Inshallah    

The next time I hear,
"But you'll like it in this dish!"--
I will shank a bitch.
- Inshallah    

Fancy garnish? Fine--
Simply say so on the menu!
Now is that so hard?
- Inshallah    

Dear food truck ladies,
It doesn't make it special:
Burrito fail.
- Inshallah    

Swanky eateries
Use it in place of parsley ...
I send that shit back.
- Inshallah    

cat-piss flavour
A devilish soup garnish
I pick that shit out
- CillyCeleste    

cat-piss flavour
A devilish soup garnish
I pick that shit out
- CillyCeleste    

Looks innocuous
Tastes like skunk-sprayed-styrofoam
No one understands
- Thorciphers