Cilantro NO!
I H a t e C i l a n t r o . c o m
(4,091 members)
Supporting the Fight Against Cilantro!

Haikus
(Members contribute their haikus about cilantro...)

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i just really dont
like cilantro at all, it
makes me very mad
- Notafanofcilantro    
i do not like stuff,
but mostly i fucking hate
fucking cilantro
- Notafanofcilantro    
it is our first date
you like cilantro you say?
you have no chance mate
- Annabella    
Call it what you will
cilantro, coriander
it is all bullshit
- Annabella    
Where cilantro found
Field, grocery, burrito
Roundup, I spray thee
- Rylock    
Where cilantro found
Field, grocery, burrito
Roundup, I spray thee
- Rylock    
Where cilantro found
Field, grocery, burrito
Roundup, I spray thee
- Rylock    
Screw you, cilantro,
You have ruined my whole life,
Go die, cilantro
- Spinlyspin    
It grows in the ground
and that is where it should stay.
I hate cilantro
- Mariehatescilantro    
If I were to be
superman, my one true weakness would be,
the vile cilantro.
- 1234567890    
Cilantro will be
the cause of a plague in the
future. Save yourselves!
- 1234567890    
Eating cilantro,
is like consuming the flames
of hell with my mouth.
- 1234567890    
Cilantro is gross,
it tastes like Spartan piss,
with perfume and sweat.
- 1234567890    
How anyone, can
like cilantro, will always,
be a mystery.
- 1234567890    
Cilantro should be
used for cleaning. It shouldn't
even be a food.
- 1234567890    
Even fish food
tastes better than cilantro
Cilantro must go
- 1234567890    
Cilantro, you suck.
You ruined a perfectly
tasty dish. Please die.

- 1234567890    
"I love cilantro!"
"BLASPHEMY!" said Joe Pesci,
"BAN THIS THING FROM EARTH!"
- Cilantroh8r5eva    
Cilantro is not
a food, it is a real life
abomination
- 1234567890    
A herb not worthy
of the tastebud's tender touch;
but of noiseless cries

- Motelface    
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