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Cilantro. The most offensive food known to man.
Welcome! You are visiting the web site of a growing community of cilantro haters. We are, however, rational people. In fact, we are the most rational people on earth. No normally functioning human being would ever in a lifetime consider cilantro edible. It's the reason you are here. Please browse the site in support of your anti-cilantro confederates and help spread the word any way you can: "Cilantro, NO!" News Updates! 05/07/08: Frequently, IHC gets anti-IHC love notes. The love notes aren't necessarily pro-cilantro. Often, they're anti-website. Regardless, with the advent of the Contact Us form and the anonymity it provides, nobody who writes anti-IHC or pro-cilantro notes leaves their email address with us. IHC encourages everyone to leave their email address. IHC staff might not write back, but they will certainly not mock you or make derisive comments about your height. We only desire to continue the dialogue. IHC is an anti-slander zone and will not punish you for sharing your negative views of IHC or positive views about cilantro no matter how much you deserve it. 04/30/08: TV in the UK contacted IHC to let the staff know that Tim Lovejoy or his friends on Something For The Weekend (BBC2) would be making specific references to this website on their show. Not only are UK channels unavailable on the IHC office TV but the internet's going rate for a British broadcast is $50 per month. Princess Productions is kindly mailing the DVD to IHC headquarters. After we play it backwards and find all the coded messages we'll censor it appropriately and upload it to the website to the extent that modern technology allows. ETA: 7 to 10 days. 04/07/08: IHC suffered a time leap. Some news items from the past were lost in a dimensional wrinkle. [Most items were recovered using the dimensional iron]. 08/06/07: The picture upload feature was accidentally broken for months and nobody said anything which means most new members are just displaying the default picture. Look, we want you to express yourself, ok? If you think the bare minimum is enough, then ok. But some people choose to upload a picture and we encourage that, ok? You do want to express yourself, don't you? Login, upload a picture, then finish your TPS reports. 04/13/07: IHC is pulling an all nighter to finish its taxes but the staff would like everyone to know that nothing is more taxing than spotting surreptitious cilantro secretly sequestered in your staff's supposedly savory soup. 02/01/07: After digesting inordinate amounts of spam IHC now fully appreciates the value of a "Contact Us" form. IHC now has a "Contact Us" form for your (our) convenience here. Update: If you sent a message before 1AM EST, Feb 3 then we didn't get it! Please send it again. 10/25/06: Users with Yahoo email addresses might not receive their membership confirmation email. If you didn't receive your membership confirmation email, check your SPAM folder. If you still can't find it (sort by date and go back to the year 2007) then contact IHC. 10/23/06: Speaking of the member map, IHateCilantro now uses your zip code to figure out what town you live in (IHateCilantro is more like a detective or census worker and less like a stalker so don't freak out. All you ever do is freak out.) and then appropriately plot your location. Obviously this only works for the United States. We still don't really know the best way to automatically plot foreign locations on the map. If you know of a free database of foreign cities with latitudes and longitudes then please drop our mapologist a line. He does all the mapping, the mapologist. He's certified in mapology. And anthropology. And germ warfare. 08/25/06: People, the member map was broken for like a month and nobody told us. We've got a lot of caviar to eat and ferraris to drive and the staff can't pick up on every minute detail. Don't be shy, k? 07/31/06: Are you visiting IHateCilantro.com from outside the United States? Was it coriander you used to make voodoo dolls of and chop finely before pureeing? For you, IHC is now accessible through IHateCoriander.com. 07/29/06, 05:31PM EST: You can pay interns in fish sticks but sometimes they do things like delete the entire IHC user database. Everything should be restored by the end of the weekend [Check]. The interns were working on an advanced site feature. 05/17/06: In development: Our unbiased research section. We're not afraid of facts and truth! To prove it, everybody is invited to browse and contribute links and cited sources of information about cilantro and it's unrivaled ability to be crappy. 05/07/06: It happened. Due to popular demand the staff at IHateCilantro.com started an online store at cafepress.com! Let us know if you have any specific requests. 05/05/06: See what the media has to say about this scourge! 04/19/06: Bear with us! Since the mention of IHC on BoingBoing our interns are having trouble finishing their final projects for history class (dioramas portraying the emotional disillusionment felt by monkfish in the Olympic Peninsula during the flood of failed environmental legislation that occurred in the late 70s and early 80s). Their inboxes are filling up, their pink and green PEBLs are ringing off the hooks, and the statiticians can't crunch numbers fast enough and still have the time to condescendingly over-explain simple concepts to the CEOs. We'll get to everyone, but expect some delays while we hire more 02/22/06: There's a new pie chart of what our members think cilantro tastes like! 01/23/06: Instantly find members in your area using Google maps! 12/23/05: Check out the community stats to find out at a glance how strong this movement really is, and who makes up our community! (Fun graphics guaranteed! Flash required!) 11/30/05: IHateCilantro is on MySpace.com! Log in to or register with MySpace.com and search for users by email address (thestaff@ihatecilantro.com) to add IHC as a friend! If IHC is not your friend then what are you doing here? |
